Gooch God

The Highest tier a person who exercises Gooch play can reach.

So I’ve heard the rumors, but after this past weekend I found out Sarah is a Gooch God.

by Mau-Man October 14, 2025

gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN

Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)

by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017

Bro My God

"Bro my god" is an informal expression used as an alternative to saying "Oh my God," typically directed toward a close friend you consider a "bro." It blends surprise or emphasis with a sense of camaraderie.

Jenson: did you see that fish that grew legs?!

David: Bro my god! WTF

by theonewhocreates September 18, 2025

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

Food Of Gods

It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”

You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!

by LazerSlayer October 12, 2021

Marrow God

Someone who sucks on bone like a god

Holy cow that girl was a marrow god

by greedy lore December 17, 2025

Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.

Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023