by abu morgil May 30, 2018
by crazycalm January 21, 2021
Trump:”Did you know that I am the greatest thing since you were even born? I am God and Jesus!! I own your soul!! oh and I never cheat at golf, never!!”
by urdefined February 11, 2024
Ewwwwww, you’ve got a giant trump on your shirt, looks like pumpkin spice and smells like shit, gross.
by Thebiglie January 14, 2021
trump is the alter ego of the annoying orange..... at least I think. Research has led many, including some of the most educated doctors and scientists, as well as many soccer moms to believe that all trumpyus have big dumps and small peepees. but let me tell you... them titties be massive like damn those bitches got some honken melons. i could stair into the imaginary eyes of them tiddes for hours on end; yet it would only feel as if a few minutes flew by...
i could watch and wonder as they bounced throughout the day, I could suck for days; years even... as the juicy, decidant saggy tits blessed my tongue. the taste of sweet milk explodes into my open mouth, yummy mommy milkers.
the taste of this decidant and scrumdittlyuptious milk doesn't even begin to describe the potential of these tittysand the milk the flows into my mouth each day, as I suck and suck and suck...
that's right. I'm a child, biatch.
i could watch and wonder as they bounced throughout the day, I could suck for days; years even... as the juicy, decidant saggy tits blessed my tongue. the taste of sweet milk explodes into my open mouth, yummy mommy milkers.
the taste of this decidant and scrumdittlyuptious milk doesn't even begin to describe the potential of these tittysand the milk the flows into my mouth each day, as I suck and suck and suck...
that's right. I'm a child, biatch.
by #regan swallow is ur mom August 21, 2022
melania : hi trump my bobo
trump : hehe women are so ew cHinA
melania : *slaps trump*
trump: what was that for !?
melania : did you forget? its a discusting prick that walks around with an orange face day!
trump : hehe women are so ew cHinA
melania : *slaps trump*
trump: what was that for !?
melania : did you forget? its a discusting prick that walks around with an orange face day!
by oopdoop November 11, 2020