Simp

Louis Chabert, year 11, Radcliffe house.

Pickle: "Drinks at mine tonight?"
Bean: oath
Leb: Hmmmmm fuck yeah
Louis: sorry boys im sick
Jeb: Coward

*Louis goes out to get ice cream like a Simp*

by Sincerelytheboys July 26, 2020

Simp

Someone who does way too much for a person they like looking for a reaction or attention out of the person.

Brian the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!

by Yazouna August 2, 2020

Simp

A man who gives everything for a woman who gives him little in return

“Jake denis A Carew was February’s biggest simp fr.”

‘Agreed’

by BIGSIMP.72 March 24, 2020

stack simping

simping in a group when playing among us

"guys we need to stop stack simping" -corpse husband

by loyalkale December 3, 2020

simp

The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.

What a simp!

by veinsofgold October 5, 2020

Simp

Sucks Individual Male Penis

haha you fucking SIMP

by Rubb3r Ducky May 28, 2020

SIMP

A person who does way too much, too early in a relationship.

Chris the SIMP literally washes the floor before his new gf walks it, then smells her ass as she walks by.

by anonymous September 24, 2020