cold one to the stomach

A prank involving a dusty cold piece of pizza that is gently applied to the target's stomach while they are asleep.

Dude if you take my phone one more time I will give you A Cold One To The Stomach!

by Hello, Newman August 1, 2014

Keep your ones

A saying used to end a conversation or argument because one side no longer cares. This metaphor derived from strippers desperately fighting over meaningless $1 bills.

Friend: Bro I told you I called shotgun to sit in the front seat man!

Me: You really didn't, but to be honest I don't really care bro. It's whatever to me, keep your ones...

by bignoodle September 18, 2014

freezing one out

Someone who rubs one out in the freezing cold.

Freezing one out-

Its cold outside I should go and freeze one out.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

One Way Joe

A person who has to have everything their way and puts other people down for having different taste.

Hey man you want to go see a concert tonight?

Who's playing?

Well it's sort of an electronic..

Let me STOP you right there that music is for liberal pussies and gays. It has nothing god fearing to do with it... Pantera? That's a band.

You're such a One Way Joe.

by moosir2u December 29, 2013

Slut one over

A term used by Australian sportspeoples when they want a ball passed to them in the air

Georgio called to Gazza 'slut one over'as he entered te box

by #YoGabbaGabba* March 11, 2015

One Inch Punch

Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size

Susan: You are a one inch punch.

Joe: What?!

Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.

Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions

by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015

one ton club

Fat bunch of fucks who hang out and drink piss. Cook wicked bbqs though, dominate quiz nights and are chubby fit.
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply

Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!

Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds

Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent

by twiceonthursday April 20, 2015