Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.

“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”

by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

Aaron Job

A patron uses his special hands to give a very satisfying feeling

someone: use those hands to give me an aaron job honey!
a guy named aaron: will do buttercup!

by Gregory McGraw December 15, 2023

On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.

Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.

by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023

Queen of Blow Jobs

The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening

That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.

by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023

Mime Job

not speaking to your partner while giving oral sex

GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ

by Wyatt Power April 15, 2023

Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023