John Adams Day

John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.
I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.
by Joseph handman December 10, 2020
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John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 09, 2023
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john sigma

john sigma is someone who is a mid level sigma. noun
by doge7439286 February 24, 2025
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The John Daly

A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.
I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.
by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011
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Eben John

The best Pornstar from 2010 to 2021.Very bad behaviour ,has intensions to kill others.Dirty minded and his a 100/100 Khozi .
Eben John is a Porn star
by Johan John November 22, 2021
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A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.
Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.
by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023
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John Phillip

He is a man that is a man that has a goose named the goose.
John Phillip has the Goose?!?!
by qwertyu876543221 October 27, 2022
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