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ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.
by 1BadMF July 30, 2018
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Tits up!

shoulders back, stand tall, walk with purpose.
Used frequently in the TV show Marvelous Mrs Maisel.
When you catch yourself allowing your inner critic to run rampant, pull your shoulder’s back, say tits up! then stand up and roar.
by MarvelousDrE June 5, 2020
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Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.
If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.
by Morguean April 1, 2022
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tit bitch

person 1: hey you know that girl who is a tit bitch
person 2: you mean yuki?
by DENMarkus September 13, 2019
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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
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Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs
Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!
by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021
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