Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.

Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅

by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021

Fatty Tits

Titties that are being held up by means such as a girls arm to make them look less saggy or cover up the fact that they are fat tits; titties that are big, but by no means good looking; tits on a girl that are huge, but only because she is obese. technically they are "big tits" but fatty tits is more appropriate

GUY: bruh, i work fast
GUY 2: LMAO, that's what fatty tits said

by f1r2e3d4 June 6, 2019

ball tits

When a women nipples are so small that her boobs just look like balls of her chest.

Hey man I heard that she has ball tits.

by Jesus flippeia November 19, 2020

Nifty tits

A Reddit enlightenment that celebrates boobs of all shapes and sizes.

I have no problem writing “nifty tits” on my boobs and posting them to r/NiftyTits so that I can feel empowered and uplifted!

by SagVibes February 20, 2024

Strong tit

A phrase meaning impressive, outstanding, and undeniably crushing it. If you're a strong tit, you're the one everyone wants on their team—the opposite of weak sauce, bringing power and swagger to every situation.

Ever since Matt W. got promoted to sales manager, he has been a bonified whip it out and slap it on the table strong tit.

by Corey Daul August 10, 2024

Tit hug

When a girl with good size tits, who is slightly shorter than the person being hugged, hugs someone so her tits are right under where their heart is, so her tits can support and heal their broken, damaged little heart.

Man I could really use a tit hug because today just ain't my day.

by UrbanTomato September 24, 2020