Also know as UPP, A unanimous agreement within everybody at one party to convince one or two drunken idiots to do something incredibly stupid. Usually consisting of a fight or an unforgettable party prank.
1: Orin: "Hey Eric, that Chad that's dancing by himself over there just told me he donkey punched your mom last night!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"
2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.
3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"
2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.
3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"
by O.G.² February 24, 2009
Get the Unanimous Party Pactmug. A small battery operated light that is not that bright enough and is the only light you have to rely on during a hurricane party for 2 days. And you're hoping that the battery does not go dead during the hurricane party. Also did not light to whole room. a crappy lantern.
by gccradioscience November 2, 2008
Get the hurricane party lightmug. by K10 September 19, 2016
Get the fuck up the partymug. A.K.A: PCB
you're rock'n druck at a party you need to find a shitter
quick. You stumble into random rooms and find one where
a dude is gettin his freak on you just PCB'd him
More than likely you get knocked the fuck out
you're rock'n druck at a party you need to find a shitter
quick. You stumble into random rooms and find one where
a dude is gettin his freak on you just PCB'd him
More than likely you get knocked the fuck out
Donnie: did you bryan got druck as hell at that party saturday and Party Cock Block 'd Dave ?
Chuck: Yeah I heard he got his beat
Chuck: Yeah I heard he got his beat
by veggieboy1234 April 14, 2010
Get the Party Cock Blockmug. A party in which when the lights turn off and when the cell phone lights turn on, everyone gets naked.
by M-Kat January 16, 2008
Get the cell phone partymug. when driving through Texas (or any other Midwest/Southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. The "friendly" locals all liquored up on moonshine (Texas Tea) come to help you out. But instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bloody mess.
"Hey Jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like shit?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
"my car broke down and those F&*%ing Texans raped the shit out of me"
"wow was that your first Texas Tea Party? because I've been to three. they sure are fun aren't they?"
by ticklemypickle69 August 9, 2009
Get the Texas Tea Partymug. A group made up of people with one fake ruler who thinks it's okay to dictate people around so they will follow. This group likes to create problems and blame them on others. They claim to be original but are really followers.
by Mombo5 May 28, 2010
Get the party rock crewmug.