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New Oxford High School

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.
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New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.
She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.
by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016
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New England Oil Change

The art of having a person's butthole waxed.
I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!
by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016
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new brunswick soap socks

When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.
on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.
by SEMI327 May 9, 2018
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I’m no Miss New York

What you say when you mean you’re nothing special; sure, I did this, but, I’m humble about it.

Also used as a humble reply to a compliment.
Ethan: Safira your handwriting is so perfect, mine is so bad!!
Safira: I’m no Miss New York.

Safira: I’m no Miss New York, but I wrote a 10-page-essay in two hours.
by Sunday Fairchild May 11, 2022
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New York Yankee Workshop

a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)
Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!
by Matt OC April 25, 2010
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New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.
Think hot white and creamy.
by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005
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