Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Golden hands

When a man is talented woth his hands.

This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.

by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

Hand ting

Something that can fit in your hand, that can also be classed as a ting.

“Hey, can you pass that hand ting over there”

by Hand ting November 1, 2020

Heavier hand

An extreme poser's favorite policy.

The police officer tackled a 10 year old for not respecting his policy and getting too close to the swings at the park. He threatened to use an even heavier hand on the next kid that tried to play basketball. He locked up 2 nine year olds and a seven year old later that evening for playing baseball in the park after dark.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)

Oh wow, Hayley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding

by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022