100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021

Hand sweep

To get or receive a hand job.

I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!

by Himjobs December 31, 2011

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

slave hands

When you have no grinder so you have to rip of your nugs with your hands.

John: Hey man do you have a grinder?
Jimbo: Nah man you’re gonna have to use slave hands

by ThePiggyWiggly August 7, 2022

Hands-On-Knees

1: formally referred to as nose goes when “hands on knees” is announced in a group setting all participants must rush to assume the position and the last person to make it to the squad is punished with the undesirable task; 2: used to propel boats

Person 1: “Who is driving?”
Person 2: “hands-on-knees!”
Person 3: “Oh Sarah you were last you have to drive “

2:

Person 1: “Oh no the boat motor broke”
Person 2: “It’s ok we can hands-on-knees to get us back”

by pnobeanie May 15, 2022

Cat Hands

People who can't touch anything hot, who are extra sensitive to hot things. (A phrase used in Japan, as far as I know).

Foe example, when someone can't hold a hot cup of tea without a tissue (or something else to cover the cup) and usually waits till it cools down, one can use this phase "so-and-so person has cat hands".

by Theiaa July 22, 2022

look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots

*backshots* “look ma no hands”

by guzz1r January 8, 2025