god

god means you have the ability to drink air.

"the reason i became god was right in front of us"

by millyiscool August 15, 2021

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 October 13, 2011

God

Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan

It's just a fact

Person 1: Isn't god the father of satan?
Person 2: Yes duse

by Hailsatanxd August 9, 2018

god bob

A god that can heal you of your sins as long as you fuck in his church

dude god bob healed me of my sins!

by Lunar_Muffin January 10, 2022

69 god

Drake…

Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 god.

by Nutass Freakbul May 6, 2024

God Complex

Don't be a fools

Fools spends his day on Spectate Similator, bettering his God Complex

by Rrrrffkdjf March 13, 2022

Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).

How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”

by Hxrvey May 23, 2018