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Ebony Guy

A virus, takes over everything she touches. Infects all ur devices by putting on shit music on Spotify. Also creates tornado's everywhere she goes destroying rooms with her touch.
"Yo hi my sister is taken over everything".
"Damn. You have an Ebony Guy."
by My guy nat December 15, 2021
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guy in the mirror

1- The one guy that is always unbearable. He's a terrible person with matching social skills. He doesnt pay his taxes and is always the weirdest person in your friend group.

2- A "funnier" way of reffering to yourself or to the person youre having a conversation with.
Example 1: The guy in the mirror is the reason i'm paying the stundent loan!

Example 2: - Who has eaten my chips?
- It was the guy in the mirror i always see...
by Crimsonier25 October 19, 2022
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Interesting guy

Describes a weird guy. Used when you don’t want to go into further detail. When you don’t want to talk shit, but also don’t want to lie.
Thoughts on John?”
“He’s an interesting guy,”
by Rondog July 3, 2025
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Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.
“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024
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Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!
Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*
by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023
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Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hairs also fill your mouth.
One of the Smart Kids favorite activities, is to Guy Grass each other.
by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021
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“Short” guy

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “shortguys
by Debo68 May 20, 2019
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