Definitions by Crimsonier25
Cable Guy
noun
(No relation to the movie)
An eldritch, yet anthropomorphic being, that carries a 7.5 foot long instrument cable coiled on his shoulder, like a tired emperor his laurel. All he can do is chant his own name like a fucking retard, with an eerie cadence (puts emphasis on "Ca-" and "Guy"). Whenever he sees straight lines of many colors that are parallel until they all diverge, he points at it, opens his mouth wide and screams "BTBAM Colors ref!!". He generalizes everyone's problems to Evangelion references, and when someone complains about the relevant political system, he remarks that "George Carlin was right".
He is a member of the Busymasons, along with many kindred spirits, such as the Nihilospiritual Spheregypsy, The no. 1 client of Cuba Snus in the world, Captain Henry Morgan's deputy, Pumpkin Seed, and last but not least, the Only Real Citizen of Budapest.
Despite being an obnoxious fuckwit, he is sexy and posesses a deep throat and a mysteriously always full can of Hell energy. He can be observed anywhere, really, where one can buy CD's, energy drinks or menthol cigarettes
(No relation to the movie)
An eldritch, yet anthropomorphic being, that carries a 7.5 foot long instrument cable coiled on his shoulder, like a tired emperor his laurel. All he can do is chant his own name like a fucking retard, with an eerie cadence (puts emphasis on "Ca-" and "Guy"). Whenever he sees straight lines of many colors that are parallel until they all diverge, he points at it, opens his mouth wide and screams "BTBAM Colors ref!!". He generalizes everyone's problems to Evangelion references, and when someone complains about the relevant political system, he remarks that "George Carlin was right".
He is a member of the Busymasons, along with many kindred spirits, such as the Nihilospiritual Spheregypsy, The no. 1 client of Cuba Snus in the world, Captain Henry Morgan's deputy, Pumpkin Seed, and last but not least, the Only Real Citizen of Budapest.
Despite being an obnoxious fuckwit, he is sexy and posesses a deep throat and a mysteriously always full can of Hell energy. He can be observed anywhere, really, where one can buy CD's, energy drinks or menthol cigarettes
E.g:
"Woah, look at that stunningly sexy young man... mmh.... I wish he didn't smell like a french person, cause I'd absolutely fuck him..."
"Dude... 1- You're a man, and that would be gay, 2- He's The Cable Guy. He's married to the game. He only ever fucks foam boards."
"Woah, look at that stunningly sexy young man... mmh.... I wish he didn't smell like a french person, cause I'd absolutely fuck him..."
"Dude... 1- You're a man, and that would be gay, 2- He's The Cable Guy. He's married to the game. He only ever fucks foam boards."
Cable Guy by Crimsonier25 July 11, 2026
guy in the mirror
1- The one guy that is always unbearable. He's a terrible person with matching social skills. He doesnt pay his taxes and is always the weirdest person in your friend group.
2- A "funnier" way of reffering to yourself or to the person youre having a conversation with.
2- A "funnier" way of reffering to yourself or to the person youre having a conversation with.
Example 1: The guy in the mirror is the reason i'm paying the stundent loan!
Example 2: - Who has eaten my chips?
- It was the guy in the mirror i always see...
Example 2: - Who has eaten my chips?
- It was the guy in the mirror i always see...
guy in the mirror by Crimsonier25 October 19, 2022