Kids Against Maturity

A game by Cyanide and Happiness that gets rid of your maturity faster than you can say “Santa’s big fat sack”

Hey, wanna play Kids Against Maturity

by _Dictionaryuser#473 November 4, 2020

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

A very popular graphic novel made and published by Jeff Kinney back in 2007. The story follows a middle schooler named Greg Heffley who tries to make a good impression for everybody but usually ends up failing, and he is concluded to be a sociopath and an asshole by most fans who read the books. Overall in my opinion, it is a great book series and one of the best to read.

"Have you read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid? It's my favorite book!"

by Cheesejuicelolxd June 7, 2022

Spam Musubi Kid

Very huge Hawaiian baby that attends Hawiwa Middle School

Spam Musubi Kid: I F'd your mom
Guy #1: You couldn't even get on the bed!
Guy #2: Look at your duffle bag full of spam musubi's!

Guy #3: You literally take up the entire bench fatty!

by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022

Cool kid diversion

When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.

When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.

by Fredish142 November 8, 2021

Green bean kid

When a kid is very stingy and weird and skinny and short and tiny and not cute and really weird and a mamas boy that doesn’t do anything wrong that has a weird smile

John is such a green bean kid

by Sarrraaaaaaa December 12, 2019

Alfred The Dead Kid

Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.

Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"

by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020

Moronic door kid

It call someone a dumbass next to a door.

Mom walks in shut up moronic door kid
Mon walks out

by Prapoleon May 23, 2022