When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.
by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. 
Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.
Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Jude.
by Official Simp Authority February 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. pokimane viewers
by juan and the boy November 25, 2020
Get the simpmug. by um chile anyways so- January 23, 2021
Get the simpmug. He's such a fucking simp!
by hagei April 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug.