secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016

Grode Rock

A mixture of vaginal fluids such as menstrual blood, yeast, and vaginal cum. Also mixed with dingle berries. It hangs between the females legs in her taint hair.

Airy has a huge Grode Rock

by Oj mudbon May 23, 2016

Rocked

When you're so shocked about something you literally have no other words to explain the feeling.

Our tutor gave us the worst mark in our exam. I'm so rocked.

by PL1 May 22, 2016

rock

A person so stupid, you need to compare them to a stone.

"whoa bat and bat are the same word but different."
"Dude your a f*****g rock."

by MisslePotato May 13, 2016

Punk Rock

A loud, fast, and deliberately offensive style of rock n roll.

Emo: OMG I LOVE PTV BVB AND MCR THEY ARE SO PUNK ROCK

Punk: Kill yourself, please.

by Crack Daddy Decaf May 26, 2016

rock her off

To have great, one time, meaningless sex with someone then talk to them rarely after

Bro she likes you why don't u just rock her off

I would totally rock her off

by Mr.ankles September 19, 2016

Scrub Rock

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.

Hey man, can I use the aux chord?

Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.

Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.

by TheCurator September 3, 2016