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Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!
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Ur bro a hoe

Worst than Ur Mom Gay,Ur dad Lesbian,Ur Bro a Mother,Ur sister a mister,Ur Granny Tanny and Your Grandpa a TRAP...
Matt: "Louis,UR MOM GAY!."

Louis:"NANIIIIII"

Louis:"Omae wa mou shindeiru!"

Louis:"UR BRO A HOE!"

Matt:*got nuked by North Korea...*

U.S.A:*WWIII starts*
by Xx_L0uIs2_xX May 22, 2018
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Yo bro is that a Sony?

Usually at night or when in a dark room, when seeing a floating tv you shouldn't worry about it being your Grandma haunting you after spreading her ashes at the local goodwill but instead it's your goddamn nigerian neighbor named Larry "borrowing" his white friend's new tv for the third time this week.
You *sees a floating tv in the dark*
You YO BRO IS THAT A SONY?
by BOBminer321 November 19, 2020
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Bro hoe

A bro hoe is a girl who says I don’t hangout with girls . All my friends are guys! That’s because. She fucks all her bros. No matter which one it is. The last guy up at the end of the night or the one who just got out of jail. She will even just give blowjobs. She’s a bro hoe.
Michelle is gona go out with us tonight. If I don’t hook up with a chick I’ll just fuck her bro hoe. Ez lacluyze
by Ez lacluyze April 27, 2019
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Bro Fap

When you and your bro(s) fap
Guy 1: Yo bro wanna do something later like faping?

Guy 2: Yeah sure. There will be some nice Bro Fap action.
by Thatdictonaryguy March 24, 2021
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bro or blow

When you meet another gay guy and you decide if you want to fuck him, or just be friends.
Jay: I met this guy yesterday.

Mark: Bro or blow?

Jay: Definitely blow.
by Lordopher June 1, 2016
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Bro Hug

Me: “Hey Dude, want to Bro Hug?”
Bro: “Yea let me grab something to pop it open”
Me: “Yea, punch it
Bro: “Shotgun”
Me: “Shotgun”
Bro Hug
by anonymousvoter November 2, 2021
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