Brown Water Navy

When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.

I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.

by gmer4thrones March 12, 2019

drink it like water

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

by captain_boi July 28, 2021

good water

pussy get wet like water

good water soup

by i love bbc and men ! October 24, 2023

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 22, 2025

parnay water

urine, piss water

Steve drank out of that can you pissed in, he thought it tasted like beer but spat it out once I told him it was your parnay water!

by ic0nic January 14, 2010

Mom Water

A non-carbonated line of hard "seltzers" with a variety of flavors with names like, 'Karen' and 'Julie'.

1. "hey Julie, are those Mom Water's any good?"

"Oh my God Becky, this shit tastes so bad, I mean who understands this hard seltzer trend, it's like every beverage company has to have one, this really sucks, it's just so ... flat."

2. "Hey bro, try one of these Mom Waters."

"Fuck that bro, it sounds like something from MILF squirting porn."

by PaulKatt September 15, 2022

boloney water

my mom smells like packaged boloney juice that comes with boloney.

mom, you smell like boloney water from the packages

by stinky stink October 18, 2023