Defusing The Bomb

Welp... That didn't work, did it? I would say that you tried your best but... You really didn't... At all. Like... Instead of actually figuring out how to disarm the bomb or taking my word on it... You cried and kissed your pants and then when you went to cut all of the wires at the same time I TOLD YOU "Nonono! Don't cut all wires!" YOUR RESPONSE was "ThE tHiNg YoU sAiD bUt AbOuT yOu!!!! MUH KIDS! MUH KEEEEEEEDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" And then you cut all of the wires any (while drenched in your own piss and tears) and it went off. I mean, I guess you should have cut the grey wire... Er... Wait, no! Medium grey! You have to cut the MEDIUM GREY wire- Or... Hmmm... 🤔 Was it the light medium grey wire? I'm not color blind )by the way) I just only use grey wire but shit... Which fucking wire was the ground!? Oh! That's it! It was the dark-medium light grey wire! That! That one... Was PROBABLY it... Yeaaaah...
Hym "So, how is you responding to 'Whether or not they know it they are manufacturing a mental illness by (both) stalking and harassing me in a manner that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and it's going to result in misdiagnosis, suicide, and/or I'm going to murder your kids" with doing the mental illness manufacturing in public in front of millions of people deliberately and for revenge because you don't want to have to admit I was right and ameliorate or even address my grievance and then your kids seeing your do that TO ME and thinking that it's a fine thing for them to do and then THEY DO IT to one of their classmates (just as arbitrarily) who then murders them all... Is 'defusing the bomb,' Dr. K? Really. Jordan? Dr. Jordan Peterson? What do you think? Does that sound like 'defusing the bomb' to you? And now we all need to pretend you didn't just blow up a bunch of kids, attempt to manufacture a mental illness it public and then cry like a bitch when you got exposed, and that you didn't do it deliberately for revenge for me saying that I could commit heinous acts if I wanted to in literally any direction I choose in response to this and I wouldn't even have to justify it. All so that, I would learn a lesson about... What again? What was the lesson I'm supposed to be learning? 'Don't feel bad about your kids getting raped and murdered because parents feel entitled to my servitude?' Is that it? Because... I learned it! You did it!"
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
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Bombed On

There are two meanings to the phrase "bombed on". In Crispy Waynee's newly releases tracked titled "Bomb Bros.", the meaning of the phrases is to engage engage in sexual intercourse. Another meaning is to inflict harm upon someone.
First meaning: So I pulled up, bombed on her real quick and got the fuck on.

Second meaning: Maan, bro got to talking crazy so I bombed on his ass.
by 72 Reek & Crispy Waynee February 26, 2019
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Bombed On

There are two meanings to the phrase "bombed on". In Crispy Waynee's newly releases tracked titled "Bomb Bros.", the meaning of the phrases is to engage engage in sexual intercourse. Another meaning is to inflict harm upon someone.
First meaning: So I pulled up, bombed on her real quick and got the fuck on.

Second meaning: Maan, bro got to talking crazy so I bombed on his ass.
by 72 Reek & Crispy Waynee February 26, 2019
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Facebook bombing

Facebook Bombing is a form of computer fraud to involves harassment involves the act or acts of an individual the creates multiple facebook accounts under different or similar to the original account with the prime objective is

1. online harassment
2. making threats to kill or hurt
3. dating harassment
4.scams and more
5. bombarding people with unsolicited images of a adult nature
facebook bombing is where you receive multiple replies from the same person using different facebook profiles and gives the impression the a different is agreeing or making threats with them
by acer3 October 29, 2021
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Bomb Chucker

Generally a fuck wit that blows innocent people up in the name of God thinking they will get into heaven with a bunch of virgins they can fuck. They are also generally window lickers that are easily led without much of brain.
Did you hear about that guy that blew all those innocent people up? Apparently the bomb chucker Thought killing innocent woman and children was was going to get him into heaven, unfortunanlty he will burn in hell.
by Flat stick August 16, 2016
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Lamar St. Time Bomb

When a Whole Foods Market team member spends no less than 20min. of their shift taking a dump on company time.

Originated at the Lamar St. location in Austin, Tx when taking an extra long time in the bathroom trying to take a dump on the clock became such a normal occurance that it coined a phrase.
A: Where the hell the Groc team leader?! He's been goon for like an hour.
B: He's over in the produce bathroom settin' off a Lamar St. Time Bomb.
A: Again?
by Organikz October 11, 2009
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I'm the bomb

Something you should never say on any public transport
Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"
by SomeCuntWithNoLife May 07, 2021
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