Tete a tit

A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.

A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.

I can't wait to take this goddamn bra off... there's a downside to being a tete a tit!

by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024

Tit Kissing

When you suck up to a woman, specifically

Boy, he really sucks up to the woman running the Robot Welder.. he's such a Tit Kissing her

by Cmdr Fester May 21, 2024

Andrew Tit

An effeminate male who overcompensates by exerting their masculinity

Me: “what’s up with Kevin? He’s been so possessive over his girlfriend lately” “he had access to her phone and blocked me on all her socials”

George: “don’t take it too seriously, it’s just the Andrew Tit in him”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 24, 2024

National Show me your Tits day

National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.

hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.

by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021

bush tits

Hairy titties

That old man over there has “bush tits”

by Moodndashade December 2, 2021

national send tits day

On this day February 8th, send this to someone to have them show you their tits. This can be used to twice to the same person.

friend 1:,omg my crush just sent me titty pics.

friend 2: what how?
friend 1: it’s national send tits day.

by d@ddy frëak February 8, 2024

Pepper Tits

Tiny boobies

Yo girl, let me suck on them pepper tits!

by dipsh!t February 11, 2024