mid-day crisis

When it's the middle of the day, and you realize you have a lot to do and not enough time to do it. As a result, your mind locks up and you can't work, you just sit and pity yourself.
Usually caused by procrastination.

When you procrastinate too much and end up having multiple huge assignments (which you haven't started) due the next day, you may have a mid-day crisis, and end up laying on your bed throwing a tennis ball at the wall. Eventually you either say "fuck it" and don't do the assignments, or you get off your ass and work on them all night.

by whereismymind? May 11, 2010

Good Day Sir

The gentleman's "Fuck you motherfucker"

Unclassy: Fuck you man, I'm out!

Classy: Well, I never! Good Day Sir!

by thisguyoverhere September 18, 2011

National tickle day

National tickle day is on April 16th so tickle the death out of people

National tickle day is when u tickle people until they are rolling on the floor dying and don't get mad because it is just a joke

by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019

National Crush Day

Starting this year May 14th 2019 you have to ask out the girl of your dreams

I asked someone out on National Crush Day

by Johnny Vlogs May 10, 2019

Beat a Pedo Day

Beat a Pedo Day is a day about beating up a "person" who thinks children can consent. This day is on November 28th. You are allowed to attack them, without them having any chance of fighting back. Do what you must.

Person 1: "yo you hear, it's beat a pedo day."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm already at 5!"

by Some Guy the Third November 28, 2020

Back in my day

A phrase typically used by old people to criticize younger people or to justify themselves.

Kids today are always on their phones, but back in my day we were only allowed to play with a wooden stick!

by kho25 March 6, 2022

B-Day BJ

A complementary Blow Job received to celebrate a man's day of birth.

"It's January 25th, bitch. You know what that means: a B-day BJ for me...fo' free"

by chesterchaps September 16, 2009