whats-her-nuts

a reference to a girl who you have a relationship with, but you don't really care about her

aw man, ummm... whats-her-nuts was great last night.

by pigeonkiller5000 March 12, 2006

Allabama nut cracker

The art of standing on one leg and kicking yourself in the testicles. This act would normaly take place before foreplay or in a confession box.

That hoe was real dirty, so i showed that bitch an allabama nut cracker n she shat herself

by Jamesk December 30, 2006

Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.

I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.

by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010

Nut Brown Maiden

A girl who whips her own shit on a partner's penis while performing oral sex.

Damn that girl is nasty she is a Nut Brown Maiden.

by the super duper nasty creep January 19, 2011

ca ca nuts

When a man's nutsack has hung to low, they are so low that when he sits down he gets fece on them.

Dude, I just sat on my sack and got ca ca all over them. Now I have ca ca nuts!

by Buttmuffin July 25, 2014

roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 01, 2010

german's left nut

left nut of a heroic figure, a godly left testicle

WOW look at German's left nut

by nukkahpwz January 25, 2008