Simp

A manchild who cant say no or disagree with a person specially a girl who ends up friendzoning him into oblivion.
"Simp" is typically related with the name: Nasser

Man 1: Yo, where is Nasser?
Man 2: He's talking to a girl.
Man 1: Does he have a chance?
Man 2: No, and he knows it.
Man 1: So... he skipped hanging with the bois for a girl who friendzoned him right?
Man 2: Yup
Man 1: What a simp!

by 3tiniactivia May 29, 2020

Simp Hotel

A slang word for Onlyfans.

I heard steve signed into a girls Simp Hotel

by Vexed Logzilla July 5, 2020

Simp

A person (mainly men) that craves attention by their crush and will give them money for validation. Often the simp think they're in a relationship but largely the crush will use them as money or just for brownie points from their post

This twitch streamer has an army of simps that thinks they have a change with her

by Jerryboiz April 25, 2020

SIMP

SIMP is an acronym for squirrels in my pants

"help I have a bad case of SIMP"

by BlueberryPasta October 22, 2020

Simp

A man who puts hoes before bros.

Someone who worships a female and gains nothing from it.

Example: Josh says- ‘man Jay is learning a whole new language for Tay, he is such a simp.’

by PureScarlet June 28, 2023

SIMP

Also known as Skill Issue Mental Disorder

Ex: this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. A genius rap song by 2 Guys n the Parque with choreography by Candace Flynn (from the show Phineas and Ferb). Defined an era, a style of dancing, a lifestyle. SIMP changed the lives of a generation for the better.

“Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!“
“ Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!”

by wowdude May 20, 2020