Gods of Smut

A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...

"Honestly the Gods of Smut are pretty stupid authors but fun to be friends with"

by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018

No because God is good

I just figured out Alex O'Connor's racket.

Hym "So, here is how that works: Alex O'Connor is there to be said no to. Right? So he levies my criticism of religion in soft-ball fashion at the cultists... To which they ALWAYS RESPOND 'No because God is good.' I mean, you can watch his latest video or see is just an hour and 45 minutes of that. 'Don't you think it's evil for a deranged reality monster to create life just to subject it to torment?' And then the cultists goes 'No because God is good' and then Alex is like 'But it doesn't sound all that good' and the cultists responds 'No... It is though.' It's like my bit about 'Has knives.' Alex O'Connor just does the 'Has knives' bit with religious people. That's his job."

by Hym Iam November 14, 2024

Boof God

A boof god is person who smokes weed constantly and runs shit like he/she owns it. People will do anything just to be a boof god.

Stone and Juan are boof gods.

by I have to peeeeeeee March 24, 2021

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Gods/Real

if you use Gods/Real pronouns, you’re questioning sexuality and worship satan. by saying this, you’re telling the other person you’re acting christian to be validated.

“hey ally, what’s your pronouns?”
“my pronouns are Gods/Real!”
“oh, i didn’t know you were in the closet and looking for validation”

by hippie_dude05 October 28, 2021

God Apple

A term used by Minecraft players to refer to the enchanted golden apple, a rare and powerful in-game healing item. It is also referred to as a "Notch apple" in reference to Minecraft creator Markus "Notch" Persson.

I found 3 god apples in that ancient city.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 6, 2024

Sex God

A melanated man with the title of VVS who has the mind & jewels of SOURCE in the flesh

You lust for me girl admit it
Up all night praying I hit it
Lately you’ve been a bad girl
Rushing is sin in my world
This vibe takes time to create
I can’t come early or late
My time is divine
Healing pu**ies always on my mind
Cause I’m a sex God

#TheKingsPen

by TheKingsPen August 25, 2022