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West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
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green fn

When you shoot your shot with a girl and you make it (tracks back to 2k cause when you make a shot the bar goes green)
Girl 1: What is poking me?
Guy 1: green fn
by Watahpakpumpumgyal March 5, 2024
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green fn

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Green house

A house that is green and you plant green plants in it
Person 1: Hey did you buy a green house?
Person 2: Yes I did and I now plant plants in it.
by Kitkatkittyfat October 3, 2019
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Gregory Green

Gregory Green is a cute boy but most girls don't think so only girls that name's start with A love him the most he loves basketball 🏀
That's Gregory Green.
by Physic reader November 17, 2020
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Big green tracker

Definitely not what you think.

But it can take your girl on a ride 😉
Big green tracker- Ethan does not have this still
by Jitterz November 14, 2020
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green screen kid

a kid who, most of the time on youtube shorts, uses the remix feature to put a small green screen version of themselves on a usually viral video, most of the time in the bottom left corner, hidden under the caption.

they do this because it tends to get a LOT of views.
In late 2023, I saw a green screen kid on my shorts feed. Now, they're all I see.
by Nichtionary May 5, 2024
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