A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.
Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011
Get the Backwoods Keg Partymug. Any female who involves herself in most, if not all opportunities to partake in any form of a sexual act, or even most, or all opportunities for potential sexual acts, sometimes by offering their phone number to somebody they've just met. Usually found at bars, or pubs, though they are also often found at many gatherings involving alcohol. However, they are not restricted to only these places. They could be anywhere. They will often try to lure partners (victims) in by wearing provocative clothing.
by AceRiot36 December 18, 2012
Get the Garbage Party Slutmug. Breaking news see why your teen daughter has been coming home smelling like a hobo and what new sex act is sweeping the nation some call it sexy others dicusting I call it the tijuana tea party
by Big dix 52 February 24, 2010
Get the Tijuana tea partymug. When more than one white male wearing cut off sleeves t shirt and a hat backwards with a beer in their hand
Do you see that white cracker party over there at Ruston Tires? No what are you talking about? The guy with cut off sleeves and hat backwards with a beer in his hand. Oh my.
by whitemamatotator July 12, 2017
Get the white cracker partymug. Also know as UPP, A unanimous agreement within everybody at one party to convince one or two drunken idiots to do something incredibly stupid. Usually consisting of a fight or an unforgettable party prank.
1: Orin: "Hey Eric, that Chad that's dancing by himself over there just told me he donkey punched your mom last night!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"
2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.
3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"
Eric (already wasted): "That son of a bitch! I'm gonna go rip his heart out and stick it in the microwave!"
Hours later:
Officer Malone: "What do you think happened here?"
Officer Holsclaw: "Well Malone, this looks like a clear cut case of a Unanimous Party Pact, because everyone seems to find it funny, and nobody's spilling any details."
Officer Malone: "Well, lets get this body out of here"
2: Eric (to Sonny): "Hey man, Derick just told me that he donkey punched your sister earlier today"
Orin (to Derick): "Dude Derick, Sonny just told me he donkey punched your sister 20 minutes ago!"
Thus commences an epic fight of drunken proportions.
3: Eric and Orin (to Andy): "Hey dude, I bet you can't donkey punch that booze wench by the end of the night"
Andy: "Is that Molly? I'll take that bet!"
by O.G.² February 24, 2009
Get the Unanimous Party Pactmug. by Terrible Tal December 12, 2019
Get the Crayola Bukkake Partymug. by RayJayYoung January 28, 2019
Get the Tea Party Crashermug.