Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Ice-Stick

Half empty-out camel crusher: first half filled with weed, second half with tobacoo. Intended use is to smoke the weed then once you get to the tobacco, crush the camel and enjoy the rest.

Me and Connor were smoking an Ice-stick at the bar. When the bouncer was coming up to see if we we’re smoking weed, we just smoked it faster until it got to the tobacco.

by Clayball30 August 4, 2021

Don’t stick your spoon in

Don’t get involved in other peoples’ drama.

Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”

by BigBobby2435 June 26, 2022

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

carb stick

cigarette

Hey Bro, I ran out of carb sticks, got a spare?

by Bagger762 January 26, 2010

butter-sticked

An obscure urban Minneapolis-based term for a sloppy reload, esp. with a pistol. The "butter-stick" refers to the magazine of the gun, as someone struggles to insert the magazine into the well due to shaking, slipping, or wrong angle, like in this case, a stick of butter. New, inexperienced, or under pressure shooters, often in combat, tend to butter-stick their mags more than others.

Tyler butter-sticked his spare magazine in the middle of a shootout over North.

by Hi! I'm Paul! March 31, 2022

The Sticks

The woods. A rural area. The country.

I know you’re from the sticks with that accent.

by MisunderstoodQueen December 24, 2022