Jasper High School

A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.

-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!

by Harvard Dropout June 9, 2018

med school hot

Being attracted to someone that you normally would not even glance at because they are in your med school class with you. The main cause of this attraction is being cooped up with the same people day after day. This makes you look at people in a different way. Kind of like being in prison, where you might be straight, but you might have sex with some feminine guy because that is your only option in the pen. Med school is strikingly similar.

Med student #1: Man, Jenny is pretty hot.

Med student #2: Wow, she is not hot at all, if you saw her out in the real world you wouldn't even give her a second look. She is just med school hot.

by ConsensualLightReflex December 30, 2009

magic school bus

A really cool show for really cool kids.

Person #1: dude, did you see Ms. Frizzle on the magic school bus yesterday.
Person #2: Yeah, I would like to tap that frizzle ass
Person #1: wait, why can't we?
Person #2: To the school bus!!

by kwhiz December 27, 2007

high school drama

High school Drama is the drama between people at highschool, which people seem to create around themselves just to have a bit of action in their lives. Highschool drama is a phrase used to ridicule this. An example is below:

Person One : Oh my god! Shelly got with Brad, even though Brad is seeing Margaret, who by the way was with Jamie when Jamie and Andy were meant to be going to the big game, I cant belive Andy had to go alone, especially after Jamie slagged him off for sleeping with Jess's mother.

Person Two : Who cares about your STUPID HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA?!

by Beefy P October 11, 2006

Colonial Middle School

A Middle School in Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania. Everybody is 90% sure that they all have a massive orgy on a PLT day. The assistant principles inicials is P.F. Chang. The place is littered with legging wearing, Starbucks drinking, Apple drone, ugg boot, self centered melodramatic teenage girls and NIKE wearing wannabe athletes with really shitty haircuts and poor communication skills. Cesspool of shit, but hey, At least it aint in Philadelphia.

"Ever Wondered what Adolf Hitler and a banchi would make?"

"Colonial Middle School"

by Cockmeat Hoagie October 11, 2015

Mahopac High School

The worst school ever. The whole Mahopac school system is shit, but Mahopac High School is the worst out of all five schools. This school is a vaper's paradise since the school doesn't do shit to stop them. The same goes for druggies. Everyone at this school is extremely fake, so if you're looking for real friends, leave Mahopac. The only decent people are the nerdy freshman boys. The teachers suck dick and don't give a shit about any of the students. There's even a teacher that has taught drunk before. Several times. Everyone says this school is awesome, but really it is a fucking dumpster fire. All the students hate it with a burning passion. Mahopac High School should burn in a hell of blazing wasps.

Mahopac High School makes me want to kill myself
My friends and I all failed out of Mahopac High School

by Bitcharoux November 25, 2018

Sagamore Middle School

A school on Long Island, part of Sachem School District. Things were going fine for Sagamore until the 2016-17 year, when a portion of the kids from Sequoya were thrown into Sagamore. Now, Sagamore has a VERY bad overpopulation problem, and requires maximum effort to make it through your day.

Guy 1: Bro, I fucking love Sagamore Middle School!

Guy 2: Not for long bro, next year those rich Sequoya fucks are coming!

Guy 1: Awww shit!

by TowersTheKid November 6, 2016