New England Oil Change

The art of having a person's butthole waxed.

I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!

by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016

New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.

She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.

by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016

new brunswick soap socks

When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.

on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.

by SEMI327 May 9, 2018

new jersey pizza queen

An entitled wealthy but clueless mentality that many middle USA women have and act in an fancy or classy environment. Just like a Pizza Hut-style mother of three in a fine-dining establishment, OR just like Kellyanne Conway in The White House.

Mmmm... dat Kell'anne Qwonye be all up in this bitch like a 'New Jersey Pizza Queen'. She all up IN da white house an bitch be straight up airing' out an dryin' her lady bits on the sofa with her shoes on the ground. For shame yo.

by FunkiestBunch February 28, 2017

A New York Shoe Shine

When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.

That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine

by Bozman26 June 17, 2012

Gu Chunhui News Network

Gu Chunhui News Network/GCNN is a news network primarily based in Turkmenistan, however it has stations in Türkiye And China and france. Led by PsychoGenius. It is the most TRUSTED news source, it has collaborations with Wang Dong News Network and Bao Shuang News Network, it primarily reports on crime and war.

Guy 1: CNN is the most trusted news network
Guy 2: That is completely false, Gu Chunhui News Network is far more reliable and trusted. Please do research before making such an uneducated comment...

by GCNN Executive September 10, 2023

New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019