new brunswick soap socks

When your girlfriend places a sock on your penis and gives you a hand job to completion; a New Brunswick soap socks.

on the show sunnyside (S2E7) "The Rapture", the prostitute said to the Pharmasist, so you want a New Brunswick soap socks just meet me in the alley in 5 minutes.

by SEMI327 May 9, 2018

New England Oil Change

The art of having a person's butthole waxed.

I need to get a bikini wax and a New England Oil Change before going on vacation to Cancun!

by Deltasigzy July 11, 2016

A New York Shoe Shine

When a person from New York obfuscates facts and slows down the search for solutions.

That store manager in the Bronx just told me what I wanted to hear but actually gave me a New York Shoe shine

by Bozman26 June 17, 2012

New England Lobster Company

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019

New York Thunder Storm

When you eat a New York steak for dinner then after you eat a girl out and because of how bad it smells, you throw up in her pussy. So you caused a New York Thunder Storm in her pussy.

Last night I caused a New York Thunder Storm in bed and my girlfriend dumped me 30 minutes after.

by Iwillpredictpeople72937 December 30, 2020

New Oxford High School

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.

New Oxford High School is gay

by Sr. David Fallopiantube VIII June 23, 2021

New Year's Re-resolution

A previous year's New Year's resolution that went unachieved, and has thus been added to this year's list of resolutions.

Guy #1: Looks like you never did lose that 20 lbs you said you were going to lose last year.

Guy #2: Yeah, I'll have to make that one of my New Year's re-resolutions.

by oldmanb79 December 29, 2009