Lebron Johning

Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball

"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"

by jchemv January 5, 2017

John Achi

- Toilet Seat
- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet

- Thinks he is boss

- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny

John Achi Like Dhann Benny

by Unknown Beast 15 September 8, 2022

The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect

by Aholder February 29, 2020

Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.

Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.

by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025

tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

John Balor

John Balor debuted in ERW in Late April, John would go on to Challenge Kevin Arts in his debut and lose. John faced Bendy Omega and Quinn Danger for the ERW Atlantic Championship, Sadly, John would not win. John would be gone from ERW TV After a Fiend attack, where John was not seen till Late May.

John Balor has returned to ERW!

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021

John

His heart has been broke in a million pieces, so be careful with his heart. On the exterior, he is very happy and chills with his friends. On the interior, all happiness is flushed down the toilet and he cries alone, but he does not let others show it. heart been broken so many times for him that he is used to it 💔💔💔💔

“You know John?”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”

by KFJDHAHS September 27, 2021