Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios

love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight

by marckowski January 6, 2023

Ate the box

When a female has any sexual intercourse with a female (girlxgirl)
Mostly having to do with the private area

Skye: So what did you and Bea do?
Jessica: She ate the box

by My Patato Chip November 26, 2017

Lanky Box

an insult used for someone who's over 6'0 and obese.

fat and tall guy: hey guys
some asshole: gtfo you lanky box

by Sethsterwastaken April 24, 2024

Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.

Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box

by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024

kern box

An amazing girl who is full of colors. Short but sweet. Drop dead gorgeous. So funny she could make a rock piss itself. Little girl who lives in a box. A sexy box.

Oh goodness. What a sexy box. Must be a kern box.

by DangerousDern November 29, 2009

Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016

Box like a fish

Where you are absolutely cracked at life and shot on minorities

I am a box like a fish at pife

by Skatadoododoo December 25, 2020