poop

some thing you fong in the toilet after you push really hard

Me: Come look at my poop.
Friend: ...

by Froogs September 26, 2020

Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds

walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today

by Afedbd January 7, 2024

Poop

SHIT.

I LIKE POOP.

by BurGlarini May 22, 2021

Poop

A slimy, wet, chunk of discarded bacteria that comes out of your ass.

Kid: dad, what are you eating?

Dad: poop, want some?

by I masturbate to animals February 4, 2022

Poop head

Somebody who’s head is full of poop. The these people tend to have really big heads because the poop in their head clogs up their veins so their head swells because it’s not getting enough oxygen. Ex: Airwick

Man you’re such a poop head.

by chonkycat123 September 17, 2020

Pringle Poop Shoot

The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.

Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.

by dlovesd February 19, 2020

Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.

There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.

by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021