Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 13, 2023

Meat Gargler

One who gargles the Tube steak!

Those guys are a couple of Meat Garglers!

by Skinny dick February 11, 2020

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 08, 2017

Meat paper

Cash earned for selling one’s body, or “meat.”

“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50”

by SmokySphinx February 02, 2018

Cheek Meat

What a person is when they enter an All-male prison.

I knew a guy named Mike who was Cheek Meat after he went to prison for assaulting an old handicapped lady at his apartment complex.

by jondich February 23, 2025

meat sledding

Where you and another person sled but one of the participants is inserted into the other.

DD and D1G went meat sledding.

by Ejire December 13, 2017

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 06, 2023