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Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.
"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"
by GlizzyL September 29, 2023
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meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.
by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013
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Tubular Meat

The art of taking highly sought after, refined, and/or bottom grade cuts of meat and introducing it to a meat-grinder. Once ground, such substances will be rolled into tubular form to be enjoyed in a bun, in-hand or chopped into slices on top of of a charkcoochie board. Tubular meat is life…. #savethedogs #keepmeattubular

@PEENABONIA
Duuuuuuudeee ain’t nothing like a chilled two-six of Tecatès and a couple packs of tubular meat on the Weber to get the weekend goin’!!
by Sheanado August 11, 2023
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meat scrap

Stop being stupid you fucking meat scrap
by John ZZ October 22, 2017
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Bunk Meat

Your prison bunkmate/lover’s genitals.
My old celly, Big Andre from cell block d, had the sweetest bunk meat on the market.
by the_madfella March 24, 2023
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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.
“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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