like this if you cry every time

A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.

Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."

by TheWopShop December 30, 2013

personality like a brick wall

a person who has no personality. usually some lazy fucker working at mcdonalds. of course i probably would have no personality if i cleaned shitters for a living or flipping damn hamburgers

That motherfuking asshole that cleans restrooms said nothing to me when i said hi

by Fuck yourself May 13, 2005

I like the way you roll.

A complement to how a person handles and presents them-self - in a smooth, helpful, relaxed, "I can handle anything you throw at me" manner. How their style and dress uniquely fits their personality.

You are such a helpful, beautiful person. I like the way you roll.

by Robert - Cheyenne October 17, 2014

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.

Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010

This guy's built like a fucking fridge

A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.

goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.

by please enter your username February 22, 2021

i like where your head's at.

approving of someones thought process.

person A: Let's return these beer cans... and buy more beer!

person B: i like where your head's at.

by tomstate May 22, 2011

Sounds like my first time

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

by Pandos February 12, 2013