second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021

Hand pay

A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker

Got a quality hand pay from my bitch last night. Lasted almost fifty bucks.

by Wilkypedia December 1, 2021

faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

by Moffyr December 30, 2022

Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.

“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.

by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

sticky hand

when you ejaculate into your own or someone else's hand and then use it as lube

Dude, Ricardo gave me a sticky hand last night, it was everywhere

by __nips__ April 19, 2021

Emoty-handed

When you get sent home through enemy territory and you're all in your feelings about it.

Ea-Nasir treated me with such contempt and left me emoty-handed.

by Uh_khakis May 4, 2021