by anxyhippo September 15, 2020
A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 22, 2018
Big box is the meaning for anything idiotic or anyone being idiotic, or can be put in a sentence to show how silly, big and funny something is
I got called fat by the American ‘chad’ (bully) so I called him a big box, then slapped him, his mom came to get him from school after crying in class
by Holllllllllaaa,woollies February 12, 2021
by Fair$$$ March 14, 2017
by Yorkus December 26, 2018
this term refers to when you were being threatened by someone most likely the mob sends you dogs head in a box
Person 1: Whats in the box?
Person 2: IDK lets check
*Sees the head*
Person 1: No McSnuggleston the III who did this to you
Person 2: Theres a note
"Who names their dog McSnuggleston the III THERES NOT EVEN I OR II"
This is an example of "A dog's head in a box"
Person 2: IDK lets check
*Sees the head*
Person 1: No McSnuggleston the III who did this to you
Person 2: Theres a note
"Who names their dog McSnuggleston the III THERES NOT EVEN I OR II"
This is an example of "A dog's head in a box"
by oi bloody cunt May 24, 2021
Hotboxing, the act of smoking in an enclosed space, only done so in a van. Derived from Oregon weekend "nature trips"
by IsThisNameTakenAlready? March 28, 2016