positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

Sus G

A homie or a G who vehemently and vigorously claims to be straight, but that vigour makes the whole situation a lot more sus.

"I am straight as fuck!"
"The fact that you are so adamant about it, is kinda sus G..."

by big_tc96 April 20, 2023

Flabby G

Short for flabbergasted. Meant to convey utter astonishment.

Full phrase: "Totally flabby G."

"I can't believe she said that!"
"Yeah man. I was totally flabby G."

by Moonshinepicklebrine October 12, 2025

Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you

Your a parker g

by Leydron gahames December 5, 2024

Onna G

Onna G,Milwaukee slang for on god.

Person 1:Onna g i just saw someone smackin fat forte by my house!
Person 2:Merch,i seen brudder smack kia soul runnin from 12.

by NOF Skorpivn February 2, 2023

G-Hawk

To gouge out an oponents eyes.

Yo dawg don't make me G-Hawk you son.

by McPwner January 18, 2009

guitar g spot

When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.

Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!

by CornCobKnob September 6, 2013