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T to G Ratio

Tit to Gut Ratio: The number of inches between a woman's breast to her gut.

1 = 1 inch, this can go positive and negative.

Example 1:
A young woman with a flat stomach and breasts that stick out 2 inches past that.

She would have a T to G Ratio of 2.

Example 2:
A mature woman with a couple extra inches around the waist but massive honkers that stick out 5 inches past her gut.

She would have a positive T to G ratio of 5

Example 3:
A woman with very small breasts and her gut sticks out 3 inches past them.
She would have a T to G of negative 3.
Convo 1
Steve: "Hey what do you think about her?"
Jacob: "Nah man, she got a negative T to G"
Steve: "What?"
Jacob: "Her gut sticks out more than her tits, that's a bad T to G Ratio.

Convo 2
Steve: "Yo check out this T to G"
Jacob: "Damn that's like 4 inches, she's gotta have double D's"

Convo 3
Steve: "How was your date"
Jacob: "she was nice but idk, her T to G was like point 5 to 1. What's that gonna look like after 50?"
by Stevo Jacobson March 24, 2024
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INTP-T

INTP-T stands for Turbulent Logician. It is one of two personality types in the INTP category. Turbulent Logicians are more likely to be influenced by the opinions of others. They are also more prone to stress, and show more emotion.
Albert Einstein was a Turbulent Logician
That guy had very unorthodox personality
He probably is a INTP-T
by Krappenschitz March 7, 2024
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t h i c c

the one guy who has hairy legs, and really much flesh on his legs :> (and wearing sexy clothes)
fuck, nigger, nigglet, thicc, t h i c c, alexander, i, dali, graversgaard
by fatmanmcjoke September 4, 2018
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T-rex'd

When severe amount of alcohol are consumed, resulting in the inability to use your arms effectively.
Just been on the jurassic sesh and seen a mad lad absolutely t-rex'd

See that guy over there with the little arms, definitely t-rexing.
by Fellow t-rex March 10, 2019
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T-fart

A T-shirt with a hidden message of unloving indifference, usually wore by a fashion victim whore. Usually the belly is shown.
"See you never, my mean clever", was your t-fart after we painfully broke up. I just wanted to die. But the t-fart was so awful that I also wanted to laugh out loud.
by Hanssingqueen August 8, 2022
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T-Bolted

When someone has crashed on a bike or skateboard, and then someone on another bike or skateboard comes up from behind and runs into him/her.
T-Bolted
by nbslang January 30, 2010
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