OMG my friend just had to poop!
omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?
wanna eat my poop?
poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!
oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!
if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist
omg my poop is green should i go to the doctor?
wanna eat my poop?
poop tastes INCREDIBLE! let’s eat it up for thanksgiving!
oof u forgot ur basketball! let’s just use your poop!
if pooping was a sport i would be a gold medalist
by poopylover101 March 9, 2019
Get the poopmug. Poop is so beautiful. It is right way of saying you smell good. You should eat poop because it is soooooo good for you and has lots of vitamins, fibre, fruit, and vegetables. Now you know, if you ever make a poop, you will smell good and you should eat it
Person1: ewwww I just pooped!!
Person2: it is not gross it is actually very good for you and smells very good
Person2: it is not gross it is actually very good for you and smells very good
by Mr. gay karate magic April 26, 2020
Get the Poopmug. COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
Get the Ink poopmug. that poop looks like joe
by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 7, 2020
Get the poopmug. A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.
P u s h
P u s h
P u s h
P u s h
PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:
Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.
Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
P u s h
P u s h
P u s h
P u s h
PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:
Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.
Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family
BUT I DONT WANT TO
E a t i t n o w d a n t e
ok
BUT I DONT WANT TO
E a t i t n o w d a n t e
ok
by barney September 27, 2023
Get the poopmug. 
For use when you feel sick but still have things you want/have to do but are about to shit your brains out (usually diarrhea). An alternative to puke and rally
Dude are you okay? Do you need to puke and rally?
Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.
Nah I think I need to poop and regroup. I’ll be back to the party in a bit.
by murray0101 July 26, 2020
Get the Poop and Regroupmug.