by curlyhead_amar May 3, 2024
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The quintessential bro. Views himself on par with all fellow bros, often seen alongside individual companions, and affectionately dubs them "bro bro" too. This is a bro with whom you share a profound fraternal bond, whether tied by blood or not. Typically assumes a leadership or decision-making role within his social group. He effortlessly triumphs in all endeavors. The top-ranking bro bro occasionally employs camouflage to elude unforeseen situations. The individual that an ordinary bro aims to emulate.
Person 1: hey Joe, have you met my best friend?
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp
Joe: I have not.
Person 1: Joe, this is Dan. The number one bro bro.
Person 2: wazzzzzzuuuuupppp
by numberonebrobro August 29, 2023
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Get the Bro Dan Ab mug.when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier March 2, 2011
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