blue flower red thorns

a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have shit of your own to take care of.

friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns

by volound January 3, 2010

West Virginia Blue Crab

When a male has testicular crabs, he places Old Bay Seasoning on his balls and allows a female to suck the crabs off.

Yeah Baby, its all you can eat West Virginia Blue Crab down there.

by kvgooch March 17, 2009

blue is a color pink is another

everyone knows blue is a color but did you know that pink is a color too!

"blue is a color pink is another"

by Dogdawg June 9, 2021

predator missile blue balls

When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.

Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.

....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*

(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)

by SuhketxD August 15, 2011

Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.

"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

Little Boy Blue

A loser from Norwalk who wears nothing but an ugly, greasy, BLUE mechanics uniform.

Fast Freddy, in his 5 day old stinky blue uniform, and his gilfriend Donna Knee Paads, get it on in a rundown unregistered car, thats is illegally parked in his tenants driveway!!!!!!

by Castagna August 9, 2003

Big Blue Wrecking Crew

The infamous student (cheering) section of the Southern Lehigh Spartans Boy's Basketball Team. Known for being loud, rowdy, and often obnoxious, this group of fans shows up at every home and away game and can often be seen dressed to fit the part of a crazy theme night or in their "big blue wrecking crew" t-shirts. They are the best student section in the Lehigh Valley Area and are loved by few and hated by many (usually out of resentment and jealousy).

SLHS Student 1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?

SLHS Student 2: DUDE! I'm going to the basketball game to be a part of those awesome fellows called the "BIG BLUE WRECKING CREW."

SLHS Student 1: But isn't the game in northern lehigh, like 30 minutes away?

SLHS Student 2: Yeah but the bbwc is crazy hardcore... we go everywhere.

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Player of opposing team: Man, I hate playing Southern Lehigh. I can never focus... the Big Blue Wrecking Crew is always making fun of me for my stupid hair cut and yelling "airball" when I get the ball. Those guys are just too good.

by bigred27 February 9, 2009