salisbury slut

When a female of the loose variety only puts out for TV dinners. A rare breed indeed, this creature is usually found in the tall grass of southern states. The range of acceptable TV dinners vary from, Stouffers, Banquet, Hungry-Man and in rare cases Kids Cuisine. If acquired, a man must be certain to never let go, as the profit margins in this relationship favor the man. 10 dollars spent and the channel turned to the price is right, is the only requirement for a romantic evening.

Son: Dad! i was going to take my girlfriend out to a romantic night out at Arby's. But turns out she just wants to stay home and dig into a Stouffers tray.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.

by 2 Testa-cool 4 U February 19, 2017

slut the fuck

It's like saying "what the fuck?" accept being used when some slutty girl is ugly as fuck. The only good quality of this slut is her butt or boobs, that's still doesn't excuse her ugly face.

Tim: "She thicc."
John: "?"
Tim: "Look."
John: "Slut the fuck?"

by KevinKyle February 20, 2017

slut hair

It's where a slut pukes on her hair

This girl has slut hair

by Shanetrain101 March 1, 2017

slut greedy

When someone does not want to share a slut and he catches feelings for her.

Man, I can't imagine her with some other guy, I'll probably get pissed if that happens.

Damn man, you're kind of slut greedy.

by Chocolate Boy Wonder May 1, 2016

hand slut

Someone who gives lots of hand jobs

She is such a hand slut

by Mr Rogers007 October 10, 2016

Safeway slut

The only respectable employees working for Safeway. They are the studs of the organization and are envied by the other workers due to their dashing good looks and irresistible charm. They are looked up to as gods and are treated like royalty. All other employees are their servants and should do anything they ask them to do.

Soccer mom: "Those two handsome men over their must be safeway sluts."

by James and the Giant Peaches October 3, 2016

truck slut

will fuck anyone with a truck. goes after older men. there names are normally ashley!

omg look at ashley. she's such a truck slut.. stupid whore

by lmaoyouwhore September 22, 2016