Simp

Someone who watches the Simpsons

The Simpsons became a popular show that a lot of people became 'simps'

by KarateJoe9000 October 3, 2021

Simp

Someone idolizing mediocre pussy

Guy 1: “hey, look at that guy simping on that e-girl”
Guy 2: “yo that’s my nigga kris, what a simp”

by yeahoksimp February 24, 2020

Good simp

Kayla

Kayla is a good simp.

by Ayo yo yo December 9, 2020

professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023

SIMP

Squirrels in my pants. A genius rap song by 2 Guys n the Parque with choreography by Candace Flynn (from the show Phineas and Ferb). Defined an era, a style of dancing, a lifestyle. SIMP changed the lives of a generation for the better.

“Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!“
“ Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!”
“SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!”

by wowdude May 20, 2020

Simp

Someone who donates to E-Girls.

Tom is such a simp!

by Simp killer March 15, 2020

Simp

A manchild who cant say no or disagree with a person specially a girl who ends up friendzoning him into oblivion.
"Simp" is typically related with the name: Nasser

Man 1: Yo, where is Nasser?
Man 2: He's talking to a girl.
Man 1: Does he have a chance?
Man 2: No, and he knows it.
Man 1: So... he skipped hanging with the bois for a girl who friendzoned him right?
Man 2: Yup
Man 1: What a simp!

by 3tiniactivia May 29, 2020