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poop a shot

The act of putting grapes in your girlfriends butthole and she then proceeds to shoot them out of her butt into your mouth
I was only 2 for 10 on poop a shot last night
by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025
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Poop Syndrome

An action that led one's feeling like a poop.
-Larry lost a pickle jar—he has a poop syndrome.
by HOLALLALALALALALA December 19, 2020
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Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.
A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"
by Hym Iam December 14, 2023
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poop

A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.

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PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:

Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.

Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family

BUT I DONT WANT TO

E a t i t n o w d a n t e

ok
by barney September 27, 2023
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Poop Lagoon

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.
my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!
by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021
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Fury poop

When you are so irate, your bowels require evacuation.
I was so mad I had to take a fury poop.
by Rslakmcg April 2, 2023
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Poop

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Why are you guys poop
by yasita December 17, 2021
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