life

its a curse

life is a curse

by Demonic_Duck May 14, 2019

Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

No lifing it

Those who people Pokemon go all day everyday since the game came out

Should I use one of these stones to upgrade magmas

Do u know how to get ice Eevee and the leaf Eevee

I gotta use your hack

I play Pokémon go everyday

Those who play people Pokémon go and don’t have a life are called no lifing it

by The truth31 May 17, 2019

Life

Something that can rarely be found in humanity.

Why are you always looking for internet slangs? Go get a life!

by PotatoWithADictionary May 18, 2019

Life

A waste of time and space

What is the point of living? You are wasting resources and you are a waste of space. Life is a lie.

by Naruto Uzumaki The 7th Hokage February 25, 2019

life

Something you need to get if you look up this word.

you need to get a life faggot

by Dead silver13 YT February 27, 2019

Your dad sad, he got no life or wife

Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.

Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"

by Notgeyperson February 27, 2019