National Suck Dick Day

Every year on January 8 you can show her this for free head

“hey babe, did you know its national suck dick day?”

by dickothy January 2, 2022

National No Homo Sex Day

On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!

Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!

by Thats_A_Username November 22, 2023

national girlfriend day

Aug 1st - the day you post embarrasing photos about your girlfriend, then tell her you love her.

- happy national girlfriend day, babe. i posted you
- WHAT?? these are so bad
- hehe, i love you!

by tomikalomi August 1, 2024

National Sleep Awareness Day

October 19

You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19

by National sleep awareness day October 14, 2020

National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National blowjob day

On May 19th it is national blowjob day. So lets do your work

My guy it's national blowjob day

by James Hold1 May 18, 2021

National No Makeup Day

On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty

John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”

by Grayson allen June 6, 2023